I Fucking Hate Golf. Genuinely One Of The Worst Sports Ever Created. But If It Gives Me Carlando Content

🏳️‍🌈 McLaren are committing to pride month 🏳️‍🌈

Fuck it. If the fia is making f1 politically go back by decades then drivers should start trying to kill each other again. I need them to bring back rivalries so intense you redefine each others careers forever.

Look, all I’m saying is that if we want less Lando Norris hate in the world, we should give Max Fewtrell a glock.

every time an F1 driver reminds me just how disgustingly wealthy they are by driving a sportscar or partying on a yacht, i immediately feel the urge to cleanse my palate by reading a fic where they get fucked by a colleague

I often think about the time when I was like 12 years old on scratch the coding website. I was in a Hamilton (the musical) comment section and I was talking about how I shipped Alexander Hamilton and John Lawrence together (because I was 12.) and this other kid responded and was clearly shipping the actual actors together instead. And at the time I responded with “ewwwww why would you ship the actors?” I look back on that now with disappointment. I was not living up to my true rpf shipping potential. I was not matching this other 12 year olds freak. I think back and wonder how life could have been different if I instead responded with compassion and understanding. We could have been friends, if only I understood that engaging in modern day rpf instead of those old founding farts is far more fun. I understand now that we were not so different her and I. Anyway, all this to say I’m thrilled that the og cast is reuniting.

rpf is woke and ethical

I was surprised that nobody currently in f1 was gay. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not surprised that an international sport that is actively censoring activism has no gay people in it. I’m just really fucking surprised that some of these men are straight.

At this point I think the Williams pre race discussion was like “this race will be shit and chances of getting big points will be low, what can we do to make it entertaining for ourselves?” “Well both Mercedes are behind us we can fuck with them” “okay let’s do that”

I am a supporter of screwing everyone over in a really mean and petty way if it means George and Alex have makeup sex afterwards.

https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/736581610566189056/i-really-really-appreciate-your-role-as-brocedes?source=share

since you were curious about brocedes unicycling

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. THEY CAN STILL BOTH DO IT 😭😭😭

anon, I could kiss you.