Just Had To Take A Fucking Second And Close My Eyes Because I Remembered That On The Night Of November

I am being eaten but very gently and politely

Forgot I had the "Cloud to Butt" extension and opened a Final Fantasy VII fic

the 1D to hockey pipeline ✨

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

That’s funny

destiel, putin, etc, how are you forgetting the real star of the november 5th? how soon you forget gritty.......

the iconicism of the gritty memes

the saviour of philly

the true reason for trump’s downfall

the one who was promised

the truest most honest part of this day

gritty

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

I wrote up a 3,000+ word comment about a fic... I have no idea if this is Too Much or not but I think I'm actually going to post it and just cross my fingers and hope that it's not a creepy thing to do...

Update:

April Fool's Day in my household has always traditionally been observed in silly, largely harmless ways (as a child I put my clothes on backwards for school, tied the sink nozzle down, and put stickers on my parents' backs), but the Tapening™ began a few years back when my father lovingly, attentively wrapped a long strip of blue painter's tape around my phone.

Couldn't find the blue tape this year, so for lack of my usual agent of chaos, I whipped out my roll of novelty Rosie the Riveter packing tape (!) and Rosie'd the house.

Happy Tape-ril Fool's

He's trying to distract us again, and it's working