Destiel, Putin, Etc, How Are You Forgetting The Real Star Of The November 5th? How Soon You Forget Gritty.......

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

…i may have put way too much time into this

He's trying to distract us again, and it's working

The dichotomy of tumblr

I don't know anything about England or Eastern Europe but I feel like Chavs and Slavs would greet each other like two dogs meeting in the park

Every time i get to say "I'm not on tiktok" out loud to people irl the superiority i feel is indescribable

some obi-wans for @katiaswift !! his reaction to experiencing tatooine gets me every time 

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

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i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your gays. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious