If You’re On Tumblr And Over The Age Of 24 It Means The Mental Illness Won

Hi Katia! I have been friends with Hayley forever and I hear about you so much and I am honestly shocked I have never followed you. Looking forward to the fruit of your LOTRart labors!!!

Oh my, this is so funny! I hardly encounter "real people" online. Welcome! It's a delight to have you! And rest assured, my LotR art queue is 400+ posts long and only getting worse... you should see my browser tabs. 😱

oh wait, it's the internet, you can

what a week huh?

Me every single time I see an @aviatrix-ash plane post:

This little Cessna was guardian of the salmonberry bushes. She did a good job til me and the helo pilot convinced her to let us grab some for the flight out while we waited on the fuel truck. :3

don't forget to boop today!

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

@willowcrowned your wish is my command!

Image sourced from here!

What's the difference between a gun and a slugthrower? I thought slugthrowers were just an upgraded version of a gun?

slugthrower is the stupid star wars name for guns that I refuse to use because it makes me think of horrific abuses of gastropods

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy crab day! <3333

Happy crab day to you as well!!! Thank you for the carcinisation. I can't remember how in the world (much less when) we started following each other, but you're always a constant on my dash and I appreciate it! ❤️🦀

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big