Character Misses Their Shot And The Villain Goes "ha! You Missed." And The Main Character Goes "did I?"

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

tumblr, i am not an elderly person. i am a minor. i can read. i have good vision. don't make me have the grandma sized icons

Andddd now all the icons are big. What the fuck

my good friend. the old account name? that was supposedly alright to give me since it wouldn't get a hit? apparently. apparently it links back still. no changing of names shall save you now.

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

back in the harlam renaissance, racist whites used to believe that black people celebrating their culture and traditions was "shoving down their throats" because of how it challenges the racial norms

sounds familiar, doesnt it? 🏳️‍⚧️

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

what

I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point

“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.

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