What If I Put Bees In Your Blood What Then Huh Smart Guy?

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

❌ I hate this stupid body

Generic, makes you sound lame, no fun at parties, generally a downer

✅ I despise this vessel I am entombed within.

Foreboding, mysterious, makes you sound like an eldritch horror trapped biding your time

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

happy stab julius caesar day

hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

It’s so funny seeing non-science people write scientist characters. specifically when arcane fans write Jayce and Viktor and they’re in the lab just talking about “solving equations.” exquisite.

yo who up solving they equation

Fuck it, Im going to try to do that note thing couse I need motivation

Probably no one will see this but it's worth a try

5. I'll play with my dog completed

10. I'll go for a walk completed

30. I'll study for a test I have in two days completed

50. I'll try understanding one of the subjects I don't get in physics class in progress (delayed couse I have like three tests next week and I need to study for them first)

75. I'll clean my desk completed

100. I'll clean my room in progress

150. I'll work on my scrapbook will be done once I clean my room

200. I'll try to go to sleep earlier in progress

300. I'll try changing my medication talked about it with my parents, currently trying to get a new perscription

500. I'll get therapy scheduled a meeting, lets hope it goes well!

1000. I'll try being more active (maybe start going to the gym)

1500. I'll tell my mom im bi

2000. I'll tell my dad im bi

WTF why are people seeing this

@thecrazyalchemist I blame you

Alright from now on its five comments per person

Update: I don't have a grade yet but I think the test went well

Update 2: got 97 in the test lets goooo

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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