God I Never Told You Guys But A Couple Weeks Ago At Work I Heard A Guy Say, And I Closely Paraphrase,

i love tumblr because you get followed by someone you've barely interacted with and immediately go look at their account and decide "hmm yes, we like this person" and now you have a mutual

i also hate tumblr because you get followed by someone you've never interacted with and you immediately go look at their account and it's an account looking for donations and then i get an ask for money and i literally have that in my bio to not do the that

the duality of this site

*holiday ghost sound*

oh shit. two more of those and im gonna have to start Changing My Ways

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

wow. i can't believe I made it to the for you page. hello. I'm very sorry I did not expect this. I would like to thank my dad

just talked to a another friend, and was informed/reminded of the irony of him dying the literal day after easter sunday

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??

snen i was,

a young snoy,

my snather,

do conservatives genuinely think that like. when i was 12 years old i decided to sacrifice my relationship with my family and my teenage years and my everyday joy just so i could eventually piss in the girls bathroom.

how fucking delusional are you. how can you think that any human being would put themselves through all this suffering and pain and loss just to like mock women or something. theres no fucking long con its not a bit im not fucking pretending. im not a man.

are you seriously going to hate me so fucking much that you would overthrow shit like human rights and your own economic comfort just to make sure that i cant be happy as myself. does my friend losing at sports but getting to be happy playing bother you so much that the past two months or whatever are worth it.

literally all this is just so i can be happy. im a fucking woman and nothing you can ever do will change that. its so fucking pathetic that my joy is everyones enemy for some reason. it doesnt have to be this way yall. it really doesnt. stop it

if you told young me that she would grow up in a world that didnt get more tolerant ever and hated her this fucking much she would have killed herself immediately. let kids be happy. give them hope. but also fucking

please just let me be happy for one minute of my life as a woman