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controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

SHE FUCKING DEACTIVATED HER ACCOUNT WHAT THE FUCK

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

god is dead

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