Give A Man A Guitar And He’ll Play For A Day, Teach A Man Guitar And Today Is Gonna Be The Day That

I have been waiting all year to post this.

maybe it would be cool to like- post something on tumblr, instead of stealing other people's humor via reblogging

well then, hello tumblr

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

The names Practice

necrophilliacs be like