Hey Girl Are You A Witch Because I’d *check Notes* B-burn You Alive? Hang You? Crush You With Stones?

silly thing

I’m not chronically online, I’m chronically on tumblr

i reblogged this immediately and then only after reblogging i realized it said "chilled greese"

i read "grilled cheese" and full well reblogged that thinking nothing of it

chilled greese

My masterpiece

2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.