The Image Captures The Miraculous Moment When The Rays Of Sun Hit A Rare Cloud Called A Pile Cloud, And

allegory

[ID: a digital comic in a simple MS paint style, depicting a green stick person sitting in an arm chair. They say "Hi everyone, green person here, from the MS Paint stick figure comic "pills that make you green". There has been a lot of speculation about whether my life is, in some way or another, a transgender allegory.

Allow me to clarify: In the world I inhabit, "gender" and "sex" are completely unknown concepts. We reproduce by mitosis." The comic zooms in on their face, as they say, "I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about." End ID.]

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#pills that make you green, #ptmyg

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

lord the peasants are so loud today

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

she has informed me that she made a new account but won't give hints this time, and is now planning a whole ass arg to put me through to get to it. what am i doing

Am tarns, my tarns fren after me, pls do not tell them ehere I am, they are looking for this acct in an obsessed lover type of way, they say without the lover, send gelp

i love tumblr because you get followed by someone you've barely interacted with and immediately go look at their account and decide "hmm yes, we like this person" and now you have a mutual

i also hate tumblr because you get followed by someone you've never interacted with and you immediately go look at their account and it's an account looking for donations and then i get an ask for money and i literally have that in my bio to not do the that

the duality of this site