Allegory

necrophilliacs be like

hoffman's car

Requested by boreal--forest

Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

why is everyone so large now

what have you done tumblr mobile

why are they all so large

tumblr, i am not an elderly person. i am a minor. i can read. i have good vision. don't make me have the grandma sized icons

Andddd now all the icons are big. What the fuck

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt