Lord Take All Of My Pain And Sufferig And Give It To Elon Musk

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I want to be someone's girly little girlfriend but I'm built like a charging chuck from super Mario it's not fair

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.