“That Sign Won’t Stop Me Father, Because I Don’t Know How To Read”

With he’s friends

Look at them. Look at the teeny tinies

idk who needs to see 3-day-old kittens, but here you go.

inspired by a friend misspeaking

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What is this, a crossover episode?

i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

let's chew on mama

It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

Homestuck being a generational curse is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

Day 14 of drawing susie every day until the chapters release (happier comic lol)