With He’s Friends

Why would you think this is a good idea???

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

I mix up the two Maddie's designs in one :D

“Nobody wants to enjoy retirement” is such a stupid thing. Like- ???????? Yes?????? People do??????

Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.

The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.

Except then they’ll go off on a tangent about how 2+ 2 can’t equal 4 because 7 exists and 7 + 2 equals nine. And it’s like- no one else even brought up 7. Nor does it effect the fact that 2 + 2 is still 4

Trying to explain to people why trump sucks is the equivalent of trying to explain to people why 2+2 equals 4

Queen Elizabeth died.

Why the fuck… what happened?????