I Actually Think It's Criminal That I Have Not Yet Seen A Single Opossum Post In This "with Mama" Trend.

AMPHIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL ANNOUNCED WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Typical tumblr interactions

my hungry ass could NEVER work in a hardware store.

puppy gromit

“That sign won’t stop me father, because I don’t know how to read”

Underworld News: Bullheaded Son of Hades can't follow instructions and is now facing multiple pacts of punishments

Day 1160 of Amphibia Screenshots

Episode: The New Normal

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

Abbie from mindwave

eyyy i finished the starlight!!!

I didn't try to be super fussed about the results because this school is done for. like it's getting rebuilt this year or next year, I don't remember. so this wall is temporary and is going to get destroyed with my abbie wall soon 💔 eh this painting looks so odd like the hands, the pocket doesn't line up exactly, the ears why is she all ears, no eyebrows, her arms are so big and yada yada.....

the sketch looked so much better probably because I'm more comfortable drawing with a pencil hahahah! oh whatever, I have never shown the sketch before so uh here you go

we could have had it all if I locked the fuck in💔💔💔 school can you destroy the wall i wanna redo it

see you later! have some more abbie on your way back before scrolling through homestuck shit or something I don't what you enjoy, you freak

you should go that way!

yess...

oh help me gacha life 2 editor okay bye for real!!!

“Nobody wants to enjoy retirement” is such a stupid thing. Like- ???????? Yes?????? People do??????

Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.

The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.