The Whole Honeymoon

jasper: *tries to bite bella, again*

esme and carlisle: 

All these tiktok girls thinking they’re so original by sticking ice cubes in the coochies

Bella Swan beat you to it YEARS ago sweatie

there is this controversy i saw that edward forced bella to marry him? in return for sex or sth? when did he ever? marrying someone is a lifelong commitment and in the case of cullens, its much more than that. edward asking bella to marry him before becoming a vampire is only a wise offer because if bella wouldnt marry edward, if even just this little amount of commitment couldnt be accomplished by her how would she be able to live as a vampire for all eternity? committing to an eternity is a much bigger problem than what she was presented. edward also may have his own beliefs on what a relationship should be like and no one should try to manipulate it. every single one of us has an idea on what love is supposed to be like and wanting to marry someone before having sex could just be a small gesture from him to his past human self and his values? he didnt dangle sex to bellas face then proceeded to say "only if you marry me spider monkey" like he has his views and they should be respected just as much? why are people not ok with this i really dont understand? if it was for bella no one would say a thing but when a man does it its automatically made out to be "a man forcing a woman who doesnt wanna marry into marriage and asserting his dominance" like if there is a dominant person in the relationship its bella swan shut up

reblog if you want Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of your life

worms in the dirt when it rains

people in 2008: this is just a phase, no one cares about twilight

people in 2020:

The Twilight Soundtrack

The Cullen family chat when the parents are away