Jasper: *tries To Bite Bella, Again*

Edward, Edward as he hunted, terrible and glorious as a young god, unstoppable.

Seth Clearwater, standing on the lawn of the Cullen residence at 3am: YO EDWARD I MADE YOU A MIX-TAPE! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOME MUSIC THAT ISN’T SAD! SHOULD I JUST CHUCK IT THROUGH THE WINDOW OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX??

Emmett, yelling back: BELLA JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT EDWARD STARTED CRYING SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHUCK IT IN!

I want the twilight movies but filmed like the office

✨Effervescent✨Edward Cullen approves this post.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I tried to comprehend, through the film of tears blinding me, the surreal fact that this amazing person was mine.

After Bella’s transformation Edward and her decide to live some time as couple, you know, without the Cullens, maybe they go to college and the others still live together so one day Emmett sends a video to Edward to show he misses him. This is the video:

edward: em, is that my jacket?

emmett: nope

edward: it sure looks like my jacket-

emmett: it’s the fluorescents

edward: bella, i can’t believe you told him th- 

I've finished re-reading Twilight, and omg, I forgot Tyler went to Bella's house on prom night, to pick her up, thinking she was gonna be his date! The level of delusion!

Also, I can't wait to read this on Midnight Sun so we can hear Charlie on the phone with Edward "Hey Edwin, there's a guy named Tyler here, says he's Bella's date... You kids need to sort this out on your own, I have a game to watch!"

i like to think emmett gave bella a baseball as a wedding present and when she looked at him really confused he just smiled sheepishly and shrugged, “you won’t have to watch from the sideline next time we play”

bear: *growls*

emmett: