Worms In The Dirt When It Rains

All these tiktok girls thinking they’re so original by sticking ice cubes in the coochies

Bella Swan beat you to it YEARS ago sweatie

bella: trips over rug

edward: bella, my beautiful blooming flower. the reason for my limitless, dark, and cold existence. my muse for all of my art for the past century. my one true love that was crafted in the heavens personally for me with a blood so delectable, so tempting, it curses me. can you learn how to fuckin walk?

if bella really wanted the cullens to come back in new moon she should have emailed emmett instead of alice

to: emmettmemeking69@gmail.com

bro! Emmett! You gotta come back to Forks quick!! It's senior prank day and I need your help!!!

he would have been at her house 15 minutes later

Emmett On The Street - Lesbian Lightning Round

The Twilight Oscars

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Twilight Oscars

Twilight Oscars

Hey everyone, I’ve never done one of these before but I thought it would be fun! Please vote and share, I’ll post results on Friday!

tyler crowley complaining that bella wouldn’t go to prom with him

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

jasper: *tries to bite bella, again*

esme and carlisle: 

Coronavirus symptoms include “having a lack of taste.”

People who are Team Jacob: