I Wish Bella WOULDN’T CALL

“Edward, please be serious.” “I am one hundred percent serious.” He gazed at me with no hint of humor in his face.

Can we just talk about the fact that the Cullens, having witnessed Bella be horny on main for the better part of a year or so, speed built a whole ass Fuckin’ Cottage out in the woods under the guise of a “wedding present” so that they wouldn’t have to put up with The Bump And Grind™️

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

Edward and Bella at Rosalie and Emmett’s 2019 wedding afterparty

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Two

I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

Edward: I just want to hear those three little words.

Bella: I love you.

Edward: That’s sweet but try again.

Bella: I will behave.

Edward: There we go.

literally the entire plot of eclipse

human — vampire