Human — Vampire

The Twilight Soundtrack

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

carlisle: happy anniversary! I got you an island

esme, holding a box with a tie inside:

💀💀💀

The Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Soundtrack (x)

(the last two were in the credits so I improvised)

reblog if you want Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of your life

CAH + Twilight (1/?)

[Police sirens wailing in the distance.]

Seth Clearwater, who has never ever done a single thing wrong in his entire life: Oh my god…they’re coming for me.

Twilight:

Midnight Sun:

No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf