“Edward, please be serious.” “I am one hundred percent serious.” He gazed at me with no hint of humor in his face.
Bella: there is only one thing worse than dying:
Bella: *reveals the word “Edward” above “dying”*
Edward, nodding: myself
Bella: no!
Edward, Edward as he hunted, terrible and glorious as a young god, unstoppable.
Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/
Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:
I tried to comprehend, through the film of tears blinding me, the surreal fact that this amazing person was mine.
Seth Clearwater, standing on the lawn of the Cullen residence at 3am: YO EDWARD I MADE YOU A MIX-TAPE! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOME MUSIC THAT ISN’T SAD! SHOULD I JUST CHUCK IT THROUGH THE WINDOW OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX??
Emmett, yelling back: BELLA JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT EDWARD STARTED CRYING SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHUCK IT IN!
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