So Precious ❤️

Twilight (2008) Deleted Scene:

jasper: *tries to bite bella, again*

esme and carlisle: 

Edward the night before his wedding: So, uh, sort of an awkward question, but is there a particular brand of condom I should be using?

Carlisle: Condoms? We’re vampires, son. Don’t worry about those.

Edward: Oh. :)

Edward later, during his honeymoon: Bella’s pregnant.

Carlisle:

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

new moon where everything is the same but before Edward leaves he sings I Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2 in the woods to Bella

“Batman, where the hell have you been, Loca?”

short queen

vampire twitter 22/?

Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!

he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well