Edward the night before his wedding: So, uh, sort of an awkward question, but is there a particular brand of condom I should be using?
Carlisle: Condoms? We’re vampires, son. Don’t worry about those.
Edward: Oh. :)
Edward later, during his honeymoon: Bella’s pregnant.
Carlisle:
no scene in any Twilight film will ever be as hot as Dr. Carlisle Cullen’s first appearance and that is literally just a fact
“Now you know, no one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.” Bella Swan & Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon
Knowing myself, I probably started giggling like crazy when I read that!
me, a brunette, as a 12 year old when edward told bella that he prefers brunettes
Me, watching NM for the millionth time knowing Edward leaves Bella:
Billy: what’s going on?
Jake: teenage rebellion
Billy: hell yeah, stick it to the old people
Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/
Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:
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