Yeosang: I've been your age, you've never been mine, so pay attention.
Jongho : I've been your height, you've never been mine, you pay attention.
Yeosang: 😑
*Source: Tumblr*
Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.
Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?
Mingi: Water.
Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Mingi: It's.. Imported water.
Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?
Mingi:.. Russia.
Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Mingi: It's half nine actually.
Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Seonghwa: Where are you going?
San :To either get ice cream or commit a felony.
Seonghwa:..
San: I'll decide in the car.
*Source: Golden Girls*
Yeosang: This guy has been bothering me.
Jongho: Kill him.
Yeosang:
Jongho, softer: I kill him for you?
Yeosang:
Seonghwa, softly: Jongho, no.
*Source: Tumblr*
Mingi: I'm perfectly fine.
Yunho: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Mingi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
*source:Tumblr*
San: You wake up one morning with the ability to freeze time for as long as you want with no repercussions. What's the first thing you do?
Hongjoong :Take a nap.
San: You literally just woke up.
Hongjoong: Take a nap!
*Source: Tumblr*
Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.
Hongjoong: *angrily* You wanna catch these hands!?
Seonghwa: *holds Hongjoong's tiny fists*
Seonghwa:
Hongjoong: ok im calm now
*source:Tumblr*
Mostly Ateez Incorrect Quotes for Atiny💛 She/Her or They/Them
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