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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

Looks cool 😁 love the colors

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

I love the au's where people use the tragedy & comedy masks but I think I have an unpopular opinion

I think Sun should be the tragedy and Moon should be the comedy.

Because literally

Sun in every game: oh my GOD what did I do to deserve this. I'm so miserable, I'm in pain, why am I even here

Meanwhile Moon: hehe hoohoo

Merry Christmas Fish

I'm about to go to sleep, but guys, halloween is tomorrow. it's tomorrow. maybe today if your time zone is different than mine.

or maybe it already happened because you might be reading this a few days in the future

or maybe you're seeing this one year in the future, and you have no idea I'm talking about a past halloween that already happened

or maybe it's christmas day, because somebody rebloged this on christmas for no reason

it might also just be November, just an insignificant day in November. statistically speaking it's a 1/12 chance You're reading this in November

I'm so excited for halloween christmas and november, I honestly like all three

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

If you have the means to donate gifts to toy drives or shelters, please keep the above tips in mind so you can help meet people’s wants and needs! 💓

#Merry crisis

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,