“my Sentient Sword Came Out To Me As Transmasc, I Mean, Talk About Un-she/they-ing Your Blade!”

The last one is amazing

i ended up liking how gendered french is solely because i can say that i want people to use he/him pronouns for me the same way they use it for angels, blood and blunts

who needs sports or phones to entertain when your siblings are around

(thought it would be fun to draw the blights in some minoan clothing. the boobs conversation is unrelated.)

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

so i just randomly had this dumb thing in my head

*figured since it's their post-timeskip selves that it's prolly still spoilers lol*

House of leaves nice

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?