Merry Christmas Fish

Looks cool 😁 love the colors

Pest control

one underrated thing about the new game changer is there is now a non-zero chance that someone in the future will travel to the most remote ghost town in America, take that creepy-ass elevator down to the deepest mineshaft, be utterly alone in the darkness and silence, turn on their flashlight.....

and be jumpscared by a cardboard cutout of Samuel Dalton Reich

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

Kill

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

I laughed way to hard at this one

you're my present this year

For the last time, I am not giving you my penis

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.