Reblogging This Manually. Op Doesn't Want Credit For Fear Of Being Terminated.

This one officer.

Every time you tag something #genders to steal, I imagine you like downloading onto a little flashdrive you keep on a keychain full of genders to swap in and out of your gender port

Oh my god I WISH. that's what I'm gonna picture now too

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜱᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ

So what would happen if I...

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

doctor kidori desu

Oh damn... Guess I'll put the dark souls music away then. 😞

“pride month?? stop making being queer your whole personality🤣🤣” ermmmmm anyways!! *shoots you with the aromantic beam*

They wanted to name it whoosh so bad

indonesia's new and innovative and groundbreaking "first southeast asian" high-speed railway system being named "whoosh" is so fucking unserious of the government

What- Are you CRAZY? He's gonna eat ME if you leave me alone with him!

hey please watch him while I go shower. I’m worried he’s gonna get me

doodled that one page because i thought it was really funny

original under the cut

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked