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Trump administration deports gay makeup artist to prison in El Salvador

A gay man with no known criminal record sought asylum in the U.S. He's since become one of 238 Venezuelan migrants deported to a notorious p

this is fucking horrific

Same.

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hit the scrap jackpot today. goodbye shotgun arm, hello sawblade arm!

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you will never be a real swordsmachine

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no wonder your terminal entry marks you as "low intelligence"

#lmfao? leave it to the dollar store pepsiman to regurgitate scrapheadphobic bs

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does anyone know why the ferryman never lets the drowning sinners onto the ferry? ive tried again and again but they never let any of us on

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pay my toll

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#lust layer #lust layer photography #photography #street photography

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drone party in limbo today!! we're going to fly around aimlessly and make sounds

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. murder spree! 🩸🩸🔪🔫🔪🩸🔪🔫🔫

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To the user we will not specify who just sent us an ask, you did not turn on "Ask anonymously." We... wish you well with your machine related affairs.

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girls night! we shoot homing orbs at you until you die

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do NOT fight your predecessor, worst mistake of my life

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@king-sisyphus-official Will thou meet me in my layer.

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You can just DM me, Minos.

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Wait, you're telling me you don't have to pay 149.99$ + Shipping and processing for the Amulet?!

being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

THE HORRORS

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

guy LIBERATING* enemy planet.

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I am confused about my stance about the existence of linux

I am indifferent about the existence of linux

I don't know why, but after seeing this I just imagined a royal advisor whisper tell a king something like

"Mine Lord, did thoust know there are hot single maidens in thy land?"

i'll never join your monarchist dating app

We all have.. right?

have u ever cum from playing Balatro

Yes.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack