Dominant Things You Can Say During Sex

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

"Guess we're making meme templates now."

Two Guys at the Triangle Factory by ammnontet

That's a giraffe, what are you on about?

this is a cat :3

Sometimes i feel like im a low level enemy in an rpg that would drop loot worse than the starter gear.

THE HORRORS

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

when she says she doesn’t send nudes