It's Always Sooooo Funny When English People Or Americans Are Like "Why Are Irish Names So Hard To Pronounce??

things got a little heated in the gc today

I can't wait to have a loser lesbian summer...then a loser lesbian autumn..and also a loser lesbian winter.

Me logging into ao3 to read fanfics about my ships after i just said good night to my family and that im already sleepy be like:

Computer, how do I quit my job and live here frolicking in the garden and baking sourdough all day? Quickest route, no generational wealth. Computer, do you hear me??

Just found an absolute gem in one of my diaries that I'd forgotten about, here it goes:

"I think the reason I keep making excuses not to even try is that if I don't and I fail I can tell myself I still have this ✨potential✨, this magical, wobbly mass that may never be touched because if I use it, I might just learn it's limits, which, after an entire life of everyone telling me I could do anything, scares me into a state of academic paralysis.

And what if, what if I try, really try, and I fail? Then I will lose the piece of self-worth that is tied to thinking I am the smartest person in the room."

Maybe someone finds it relatable, cause I certainly did when I found it again

My conversations are like talking to a Wikipedia page if someone clicked a link every time you got half way through an article.

Get through half of the page and suddenly you’re on another one and the cycle keeps repeating until I realise I’ve lost the plot and we have to hit the back button 8 times to finish the original story and by that point the other person is confused.

Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

Palestinian ButchFemme wedding, 2022, @/leilanations

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes