My Conversations Are Like Talking To A Wikipedia Page If Someone Clicked A Link Every Time You Got Half

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

lucy dacus and katie gavin by vivian kim / cindy crawford and k.d. lang by herb britts

Computer, how do I quit my job and live here frolicking in the garden and baking sourdough all day? Quickest route, no generational wealth. Computer, do you hear me??

the noise i just made

Truly Melbourne’s greatest feature is the free tram zone.

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

Tatler magazine, London, May 16, 1928

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

Oh yes

Can you draw Will playing his mandola with a very annoyed Halt

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