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Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition 2022 Patch Notes:

30% more Dragons

20% more Dungeons

New “Finesse Greatsword” for rogue players

Multiclass Extra Attacks stack

Lowered skybox to prevent flying characters from cheesing ground encounters

Buffed Coffeelocks

Raised material price of Revivify and similar spells to account for inflation

Removed Ranger

Fixed a bug with the tarrasque which allowed players to kill it

Added Metallic Greatwyrm as an option when choosing a familiar

Raised Eldritch Blast’s damage to a d12

Lowered Wizard hit dice to a d2 (flip a coin)

Goblins along the Triboar Trail crit more often to raise odds of a session 1 TPK

D&D/Homestuck crossover event begins February 1st

Raised Fireball’s radius to maximize collateral damage

Any beast or monstrosity with an Intelligence score of 3 or lower can now be instantly domesticated with a DC 10 Animal Handling check

Buffed Lucky Feat (now provides automatic critical success or critical failure)

DMs now 100% guaranteed to insert their fetishes into the game somehow

Added cheeto dust to all character sheets

Puzzles still unsolved after 10 minutes will result in the spawning of The Deus Ex Machina, an old man NPC who solves the puzzle and sucks all your characters off

Natural 1 attack rolls now kill every ally in a 100-meter radius

All spells are now affected by Wild Magic Surge

No longer need to obscure line of sight to Hide

New, rarer magic item tier (Corrupt Items), which can only be obtained by bribing the DM

All groups that don’t include “That Guy” will be assigned 6-8 extra players, selected randomly from 4chan’s userbase

We here at Wizards of the Coast had a great year, and are looking forward to another wonderful 365 days of The World’s Greatest Roleplaying Game!

My best riptide fanart yet

tommy: 🎶philza minecraft has a wifeeee, he would never trust her with a knifeee🎶

philza: 🎶i would trust herrr🎶

tommy: 🎶would you trust meee with a knife, phil?🎶

philza: 🎶aaabsolutely notttt🎶

I don't need the diagnosis for myself. I need it so people actually take me and my needs seriously :D

Something that makes me excited to finally get an official answer as to whether I have ADHD or not after being pretty confident I do for half a decade now is that I'll finally be able to explicitly call people out on their regular ableist exploitation of what was very likely executive dysfunction.

The most common manifestation of this would be whenever I'd tell my parents I was bored and/or wanted to do something fun with them.

The answers were always either

"It's too early to be bored!" Sorry my neurology doesn't wait to clock in, mumsy.

"Go and do..." [thing you've already considered and really want to do but can't because executive dysfunction, which will then result in the classic neurotypical response of "well just do it."]

And my personal favourite, being told to do a boring chore or menial task instead and being told "well clearly you aren't that bored then, you said you wanted something to do" when I get mad and try to explain the difference between asking to do something fun socially & asking to do something boring alone.

Well, i am officially cursed with David Tennant. I haven't seen the Matrix before, so what is a better family night than watching it together with your nerd dad? (its okay, i love him)

I could not stop seeing David Tennant. I look away for a minute, and from the corner of my eye, the character on screen looks like him. Is the lighting poor? They look like him. Is the angle awkward or just obscuring some of their face? DAVID F*CKING TENNANT

“The Hero” leitmotif playing in the background of “Live or Die”… A song that plays in Charlies cabin being called “A Previous Life”…

train ride

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tried doing lineless for the first time :o I watched a drawfee video of jacob drawing backgrounds every day for a week and i was really inspired

Sometimes it's okay to be not productive. You deserve rest.

(i have a french test tomorrow and i have only watched doctor who and scrolled this afternoon. denial is sweet)