Tommy: 🎶philza Minecraft Has A Wifeeee, He Would Never Trust Her With A Knifeee🎶

Come on we have to get wild to win

Old Man Tourney Round 3 - 4

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ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN IS DOWN THE END TIMES ARE COMING

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i feel like the important part is maybe that we tried? i like to think that us choosing the die option was a bit more comforting for gl!ranboo than the live option, so like even if it ends up being the same, we chose the ironically less emotionally painful way to go about it.

Controversial take but I've been thinking about Generation Loss and I don't think the live or die vote options really truly mattered in the end. We already know Showfall reanimates their puppets and to me the truest tragedy is that we gave him what he wanted by killing him so he wouldn't have to play the game over ans over, but... there's no reason to believe he can't be brought back to do it all again regardless.

The desperate call for it to end could have been just as futile as choosing the "live" option but at least for a moment he got what he asked for and got to make his own choice. Tragedy of the Hero.

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Dont mind me, just saving this for the future... All of them just sound so great!

muffix reads a shit ton of sbi & dnf fics (and here are some of my favs) <3

hello everyone!! im back! I kinda fell out of the fandom but I’m back in!! I’ve read a lot of fics, mainly dnf and sbi, and here are some of my favs <3 there might be some non dnf and non sbi centric fics, but I’ll mark them as so. also nothing here is smut / explicit, just to let you know. I also separated these to dnf centric and non dnf centric , so you can find the fics you want easier!!

[ please make sure to tell me if I made any mistakes or if the links aren’t working!!]

DNF FANFICS <3

ReasonsToDateMe.mp3 by kivy

high school au, pining, fluff & humor, getting together, 13.5k words 5 chapter completed

❤︎ where dream hopelessly pines for george and records 50 reasons why they should get together, but george is clueless on who his not so secret admirer could be. this one is super cute and wholesome, george is oblivious but it works out well anyway <3

Reason #48: We've made out on my couch before, and if that's not love, I don't know what is.

Everyone's convinced that Dream and George are dating - even Dream himself. Surely, with the sitting-in-each-other's-laps, having-after-school-'dates', knowing-the-feeling-of-each-other's-lips-on-their-own... surely they're dating.

But with the recent revelation that George does not, in fact, believe he is romantically involved with his best friend, Dream decides to take their relationship into his own hands, through a lovely playlist of 50 reasons why George should date him.

The only problem with that? George is dense as fuck, and has no clue it's Dream's voice he's hearing. Dream decides to see what playing dumb gets him.

(Spoiler: it gets him a boyfriend.)

Dirty Little Secret by cleopatras

secret relationship, relationship reveal, fake rivals, coming out, college/uni athletes au, fluff, living together, idiots in love, 1.7k words oneshot

❤︎ despite the name, no this is not smut lol. where dream and george play football and everyone thinks they hate eachother, but really they are very much in love and have been dating for 2 years <3

Dream and George really didn't mean to hide their relationship from their team. Really, they just never got around to telling them. And then everyone started thinking they hated each other for some reason. Then, the idea of telling everyone was just plain daunting. Until now.

i take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover by beeisnotfound

established relationship, actor/celebrity dream, mcyt george, fluff, secret relationship, relationship reveal (only to Karl and quackity tho), 1.3k words oneshot

❤︎ where dream is a very famous actor and george is george, they both are very much in love, and they decide to reveal this to karl and quackity. part one of a series of one shots, I definitely recommend on reading all of them!

When looking at GeorgeNotFound, the decently popular Minecraft YouTuber, you would think he was a relatively ordinary guy. Makes content at least once a week, hangs out with his friends on streams, posts pretty often on Twitter, the typical makings of a regular YouTuber.

Of course, like all the other streamers, George has many secrets. One time, when he was 17, he blacked out at a party and woke up in a bush. He’s poured soda over his head and drank bath water for goals on streams before. And he’s dating one of the most famous modern day actors, Dream.

aka the one where dream an actor and george is still a mcyt and theyre a little (a lot) in love

flirting on the timeline by cloudfarmer

dream is mcyt, george is a stan, idiots in love, slow-ish burn, social media, humor, crack treated seriously, backround karlnap, 44.5k words 11 chapters completed

❤︎ where george is a dream stan, and after a flirty encounter in twitter they start talking, and maybe sorta (a lot) fall in love. this one was really funny but also super sweet, they r such dorks, and there is a part two which is just a cute oneshot.

George: i was working sapnap. why the fuck are you acting like the world is ending

George fits his thumb between his teeth as he waits for Sapnap’s reply. He expects he won’t have to wait long, as the younger is rarely far away from his phone. Sure enough, mere seconds later three grey dots appear at the bottom of the screen and George stares at them intently as he waits for Sapnap to finish typing.

Sapnap: check dream’s tweets and replies on twitter.

George lets out a sigh of frustration. Why does Sapnap have to be so overly dramatic? But still, George navigates to twitter and types “dreamwastaken” in the search bar, clicking his profile when it appears, and then on Tweets & replies.

The page loads, and he almost drops his phone in shock.

What the actual fuck.

Dream is a popular Minecraft Youtuber and George runs a stan account for him on Twitter. After George replies to one of Dream's tweets with a jokingly flirtatious proposal, it quickly turns into a lot more than George was expecting when Dream publicly accepts.

this time it’s tweet cute by Owlwinter

dream is mcyt, george is the guy who writes twitter descriptions, fluff & humor, crack treated seriously, social media, sorta-enemies to lovers, secret identies, backround sbi, happy ending, 6 chapters 12.1k words completed.

❤︎ where george writes twitter descriptions and after getting told his descriptions suck ass and are super dry infiltrates a fan group chat to learn more about the fandom, where he coincidentally meets dream. I suck at making descriptions so lmao that’s the best I can do sorry lol.

Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description

Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?

George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.

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Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.

how to not behave on the bird app by OutOfTune is a series of oneshots that goes after,make sure to read the description to read it in order!!

You Could Be My One and Only by nmuna

youtuber dream, george is just some dude lol, fluff, light angst, hurt/comfort, a bit of jealousy, cuddling, pet names, domestic fluff, secret relationship, relationship reveal, social media, 30.1k words 6 chapters completed

❤︎ where dream is dating george, and finally decides to introduce him to his friends and fans. this one was SOOO cute <33 it’s really fluffy and wholesome, the type of fluff that is super domestic, there’s light angst but it’s still super good.

The 5 times Dream — Clay hid George away from the rest of his world.

+ The one time he didn't care anymore.

In which Dream slowly starts to introduce George to his world, his friends, and his online persona.

title is from softly by clairo

stay (you are my soulmate) by Anonymous

soulmates, multiple universes, domestic bliss, mermaid au, college/uni au, coffe shop, high school au, magic/urban fantasy, irl au/mcyt au, 5.6k words completed oneshot

❤︎ seven lives dnf met in, and how in all of them, they fall in love. this one is so cute, each au is so wholesome and ugh <3

Life seemed to shove Dream and George together, through universes and dimensions, like rubber bands knotted together, bands that always bounced back to each other, no matter how far they got pulled apart.

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or, seven lives that dreamnotfound meet in.

villain, i have done thy mother by greyquills

high school au, tutoring, secret relationship, breaking up and making up, angst with a happy ending, humor, friendship, sbi, family dynamics, light angst, wilbur and techno are twins, oneshot 13.7k words

❤︎ where dream gets a certain loud blonde for his peer tutor, this unexpectedly takes a toll in his relationship. this one is dnf centric but also kinda tommy centric? I’ll just put in the dnf catorgy bc dnf is still a big part lol

After George convinces him to sign up to be a peer tutor in the winter of their senior year, Dream gets paired with the most annoying freshman he’s ever met. But dealing with Tommy is one thing; dealing with the strain it puts on his and George's relationship is another entirely.

[message redacted] by justyouraverageloser

different first meetings, texting, strangers to friends to lovers, slow-burn,confessions, first meetings, first kisses, 20.0k words 21 chapters completed

❤︎ dream asks for a girls number only to find out it was not even hers, it is however a certain british boys number, they start talking, and maybe, slowly, fall in love.

Dream gets a girl's number and thinking he hit the jackpot, texts it as soon as he gets home. Who knew it wasn't hers, and who would've ever thought he'd get attached to this person he doesn't even know the name of?

check chat by TrashcanWithSprinkles

minecraft realism,stuck in a video game, action/romance, pining , happy ending, 20.7k words 4 chapters completed

❤︎ 100 people wake up and find themselves stuck in a video game, while the others are together, george spawned by himself. this was a super chill read, it was really fun to read to, seeing all the unique ways george survived, idk I liked the concept a lot lmao.

In which a hundred of them wake up inside Minecraft and George is all alone.

ambedo by solochimmy

Harry Potter au, hogwarts au, hurt/comfort, thestrals, quidditch, strangers to lovers, missunderstandings, fluff & humor, first kisses, 15.1k words oneshot

❤︎ dream is the new kid who is a metamorphagus and can change his hair color and george tries to convince himself he totally doesn’t have a crush on him

George chokes on his spit, angrily snapping his Sugar Quill in half. He looks mournfully at the two sugary halves before shoving one in his mouth, chewing it in exasperation. “I don’t have a crush.”

“Oh! We’re talking about Dream!” Sapnap leans against George, his legs neatly placed in Bad’s lap. “Yeah, you do dude. You literally went bright red at the end of the Quidditch match the other day,” Sapnap gleefully comments, snatching the other half of the broken Sugar Quill and popping it in his mouth.

“Stop it, I don’t have a crush on Dream!” George spits out loudly, watching as Techno and Wilbur look over curiously, chuckling at him before turning back to their game. George wants to Obliviate himself on the spot.

fistfights (and other ways to say i love you) by enonymous

high school au, flirting, fluff, getting together, misunderstandings, fistfights, humor, crushes, flustered dream, oneshot 1.1k words

❤︎ dream keeps getting in fights and george always has to bring him out and fix him up after, george never knows why until one day he asks. this one was so cute !! it’s actually one of my first dnf fics I’ve read lol

Dream keeps getting into fights. George keeps patching him up. There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this, and surprisingly, it's not just teenage hormones.

go, george, go! by primdise

dreamXD is dream, college/uni au, roommates/housemates, light-hearted, humor, dream is homeless lol, oneshot 5.1k words

❤︎ where george meets a god, who is kinda lost, and offers him a place to stay, it just so happends to be a might chaotic. this is part one of a ongoing series of lil oneshots!!

“You said you're a god, right? Does that mean you have some form of riches?”

At that, Dream scoffs. “I don’t. Riches are only of mortal sin… But I can do this.”

Picking up a stone from the ground, Dream holds it in his palm, the space around it darkens and once he opens his hand again, the stone from earlier is replaced by a shiny golden ingot.

With widened eyes, George pulls the man’s hand to eye level. Assesses the tiny clump for a few seconds. Takes it. Bites it. Hard.

Dream gives him a disgusted look but George ignores it as the cogs in his head turn. It’s real gold.

Holy— George is a genius.

( or, xdnf au where george is a broke college student and dream is a homeless god, and then they were roommates )

thy eternal summer shall not fade by greyquills

high school au, flirting, references to Shakespeare, literature, love letters, confessions, academic rivals to lovers,4.5k words oneshot

❤︎ where dream does whatever he can to make George flustered, including reciting shakespeare to him. another fic from this author!! I also just realised that this is a prequel to the previous fic by this author that I recommended, but both can be read stand alone so it’s fine lmao

Dream just smirks, leaning forward on the desk that separates them. The movement sends George's copy of Hamlet tumbling to the floor in a flurry of pages. George winces. "What do you think, George? Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?"

“Please don't," George says desperately.

A month into their senior year of high school, Dream spends the entirety of period three AP Literature class finding new and creative ways to flirt with George. George is understandably flustered.

dream plays with kittens (while answering fan questions) by maybeitslove

implied dnf, buzzfeed, interviews, post-face reveal, post-dteam meetup, fluff, ambiguous relationship, fluff, 1.4K words oneshot

❤︎ as the title said, dream answers questions from buzzfeed while playing with kittens!!

Buzzfeed presents The Kitten Interview ft. Dream

“George always calls me Dream unless he’s mad or something and says Clay.” Dream admits with a laugh, “But it catches me off guard every time, like oh shit he’s being serious now.”

Realization hits him suddenly. “Oh- I just cursed, sorry! Is that allowed?” He looks over at the team of people behind the lights with an apologetic expression.

we’ve got a bit of love hate by brokenlikeasnitch

pro athlete au, enemies to lovers (kinda?), social media, twitter, secret relationship, relationship reveal, banter, soccer au, protective dream, 5.6k words oneshot

❤︎ where everyone thinks dnf hate eachother but really they’ve been dating for years. this is part of a series, the next part shows the fans reaction to the reveal !!

“George, how do you feel about playing against an old rival tomorrow?”

He hummed, twiddling his thumbs, feigning boredom, “You mean Dream? I’m not worried about him in the slightest.”

The room went silent, and the PR guy sighed, motioning for another reporter to speak. She asked, “Have you been able to share any tactics with your teammates about playing against Dream. He’s one of the top players on the Union’s roster, so I imagine it must be a bit daunting preparing to go up against him.”

George shrugged, “Dream is dogwater, we could have a random walk-on come in and beat him tomorrow night. That’s what I told my team.”

“Oh god,” the PR rep whispered, head buried in his hands.

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Or: Dream and George have been together since college but no one can tell.

"I can't smell anything over your stupid Axe body spray." by Ship_On_The_Sea

hogwarts au, harry potter au, they r in love and everyone knows except them, idiots in love, they r dense and oblivious, amortentia (love potion), 1.9k words oneshot

❤︎ dream and george make amortentia but they are pretty sure they made it wrong because for some reason all they can smell is eachother.

That moment when your and your bestie are making a love potion but all you smell is their goddamn cologne...

(aka the Hogwarts au nobody asked for, featuring Minecraft Youtubers and being denser than a brick)

george h.d.'s "patented" guide on what to know when dating a werewolf by crimsvn

werewolf dream au, everyone else is human, fluff, au not mcyt, tooth rotting fluff, notes, 7.6k words oneshot

❤︎ dream is a werewolf, and george writes a guide on what it’s like dating one.

Surprisingly, there’s a lot more to having a werewolf for a boyfriend than George would have ever thought.

There is so much, in fact, that one day George begins writing a list—a sort of "how-to" guide for himself to help navigate the strange and sometimes oddly complicated ins and outs of a relationship with a werewolf. With Dream, to be more specific.

The Sun is for the Moon by technobeta

werewolf dream, witch george, enemies to lovers (not really, but witches and werewolves hate eachother, they don’t), friends to lovers, familiars, high school au, fluff, angst with a happy ending, 16.6k words 3 chapters

❤︎ a monster school fic where witch George needs a familiar and dream happends to be a werewolf.

George is a witch and every witch needs a familiar...

(aka the witch George x werewolf Dream monster school fanfic you didn't know existed)

george’s dream (why you write songs about people)

band au, high school au, growing up, moving on, tooth rotting fluff, angst, open/ambiguous ending, exes, breakups, bittersweet, non-explicit sexual content, 5.3k words oneshot

❤︎ five years after their breakup, George goes to one of dreams concert. I love this fic <3 it’s hurts so bad, but is so sweet, Ugh, it’s hard to explain, just read and you’ll get it.

The screams around him intensify as the vocalist sings the first lines of the song— but it’s all a blur.

Because at that moment, Dream looks out into the crowd and meets his eyes.

(or where almost five years after their break up, George was dragged to a band concert where his ex boyfriend is the lead guitarist)

two sides to your confessions by anonymous

the amazing spiderman au, superhero au, not actually unrequited love, first kiss, confessions, high school au, nicknames, relationship reveal, hurt/comfort, 4.2k words oneshot

❤︎ where dream is spiderman, and decides to tell George his identity, and also maybe how he truly feels about him.

“George, I have to tell you something.” The words are whispered, almost too quietly to be heard over the wind.

George tilts his head to the side to eye Dream, eyebrows knitted in confusion. “Okay… you can tell me anything, Dream,” he murmurs, noting the way that the other boy becomes fidgety. His hand is locked around his wrist and his face is flushed. George thinks it’s probably from the cold.

fixing the emptiness by dnfheartz

au not famous, football coach dream, single dad George, strangers to friends to lovers, tooth rotting fluff, falling in love, kid fic, light angst, family fluff, oneshot 12.7k words

❤︎ where George is a single dad, and dream is his daughters football coach.

"daddy, look! you can finally meet coach dream!"

george finally meets his daughters football coach. little does he know that this man is about to change his entire life.

SBI-CENTRIC FICS (+ MORE) <3

change rate by being aggressively kind by sircantus

sbi centric, magic au, fantasy au, prophecies, found family, hurt/comfort, angst & fluff, family dynamics, world building, philza is a good dad,madoption (kinda ?? he kinda just took them lmao), 99.2k+ words 24/? chapters

❤︎ where techno, will, and tommy are children of the prophecy that are destined to destroy and end the world, and phil is just a guy who wants to find them and keep them safe. I LOVE THIS FIC SM <3 this author in general is so good, even if you don’t really read sbi still go check it out trust me!! I’m weak for found family and hurt/comfort lmao.

“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

Phil has a different plan.

(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

( also if you guys have any fics like this make sure to tell me I like this a lot lmao)

passerine by blujamas

sbi centric, royalty au, gods & goddesses, major character death, angst, found family, techno is a god that phil just found lmao, king philza, prince will & tommy, 76.3k words 7 chapters completed

❤︎ royalty au where phil and techno are immortals, and will & tommy are princes. you’ve probably heard of it, passerine! it’s really good and I definitely reccomend reading it if you haven’t, it’s so good, it’s definitely a tear jerker which I love, I need to feel something lmfao 💀.

“I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don’t—I just—why didn’t you take me?” Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. “I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world.”

Philza didn’t look guilty. He just looked tired. “I didn’t hunt them down, though.”

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Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not.

shrike by blujamas

dream team centric, passerine au, passerine prequel, pov gnf, gods & goddesses, toxic platonic relationships, fluff & angst, found family (?), 26.2k+ words, 5/? chapters ongoing

❤︎ passerine! dteam, it’s a prequel. I’m pretty sure this one can be read stand alone? idk tho.

“You know, you might be the only thing alive that knows my name. I don’t know how long I’ve been sleeping, but it must have been long enough for people to have forgotten.” The stag finished the last of the berries and stared at George wonderingly. George chuckled, plucked another handful to offer to it, and continued, “I’d gone to sleep tired. And I wake up tired. Tell me, do you think that’s fair?”

The stag, because it was a stag, did not reply.

But George didn’t mind that, either.

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Or, that fic about passerine!Dream Team, but before passerine.

And Then You Fell in Love? by Doodlebloo

platonic beeduo!! beeduo centric, slowburn, canon compliant, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, ambiguous relationship (? it’s said in the tags, but I’m pretty sure it’s platonic) micheal is there too lmao, found family, family dynamics, 60.9k words ongoing 13 chapters

❤︎ c! beeduo following canon, told through oneshots. this one was sooo good, the portrayal of the characters are exactly how I see them in canon, they are so sweet, family dynamics, platonic husbands, ugh it’s so good <3

Ranboo brushes a thumb over his memory book, the knowledge of Tubbo's entry still fresh in his mind from his quick recap on the way over.

Tubbo: Ex-president. Tommy's friend. Lives in Snowchester. Friend?

"You don't have to, I guess," Tubbo shrugs, rubbing his hands together for warmth. "Just a suggestion."

"You're sure you want me to live here?"

Tubbo frowns. "Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, I mean, we're... We're not exactly friends."

Tubbo's hand - the bad one, the one that's mostly scar tissue - twitches, and Ranboo can sense that he's said something wrong. "Are we not?"

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Ranboo and Tubbo go from barely friends to doting husbands in a matter of weeks, adopting a child and building a mansion somewhere along the way. Here are some of the moments in between.

CLASSIFIEDS by thanotphobia (blueooojay)

SCP au (if you don’t know what that is, it’s a made up organisation that contains supernatural/strange entities), sbi, family dynamics, dadza, I don’t want to give too many spoilers but just know that sbi do have powers, found family, 13.8k 9 chapters completed

❤︎ SCP au with sbi + tubbo :D !! I listened to this from the podfic version (which can be found here) which I recommend because it is told through files so it think it just flows better told through pod fic? to each to their own i guess tho lmao. I really liked this one, and I really recommend it, it’s not nearly as popular as I thought it would be and it definitely deserves more :)

These files are for Level 4 personnel or above. Any attempts to access these files without Level 4 clearance will be severely punished.

(SBI SCP AU, inspo taken from the fic "i will be changing soon" by skittykitty here on AO3 and art done for that fic @kjjrro on twitter!)

Eons Are Mere Child’s Play by Calistawon

god! tubbo, immortal!tubbo, they are still mcyt tubbo is just a god lmao, secret identity, identity reveal, 5+1 things, tubbo centric, god of mischief! tubbo, 2.9k words oneshot

❤︎ five times tubbos god identity nearly slipped out and the one time it did.

Tubbo, when sleep deprived, sometimes forgets that nobody knows he’s an immortal deity.

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Five times that Tubbo almost lets his godly identity slip in front of his friends and their thousands of viewers, plus one time that he has to reveal his secret completely.

Dreary Weather by VenetaPsi

detriot become human au, beeduo au, robot! ranboo, human! tubbo, struggling with human emotions, emotional hurt/comfort, deviancy, mild panick attacks, happy ending, friendship, oneshot 7.6k

❤︎ part one of a series, tubbo finds a robot who seems to have trouble remembering, they slowly become quick friends, and ranboo struggles with new emotions he’s sure is a error. I love all the fics in this series! the other two is robot wilbur and human tommy, and then robot philza and human techno! they are all really good and I definitely recommend checking this series out!

PART 1

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Ranboo’s LED turned blindingly scarlet, and Tubbo thought that if androids had true blood, it would’ve drained abruptly from Ranboo’s cheeks.

“What was- was that a laugh?” Tubbo asked, a tad hesitantly, more curiously. “I didn’t know you could laugh. Are you okay?”

A silence stretched, and Ranboo’s eyes had gone unfocused again. Tubbo slowly set the towel aside, leaning closer. “...Ranboo?”

“I-I believe,” The android began, and his body jolted slightly. There was a noticeable stutter in his voice, and Tubbo’s eyes flickered nervously to the red of his temple. “I am experiencing some- some software instabilities. I am sorry."

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Detroit: Become Human AU!

i'll always have your back by PidgeScarlet

zombie apocalypse au! sbi + tubbo, clingyduo, deaf! tubbo, selectively mute! Tommy, hurt/comfort, angst, trauma, sweet ending, oneshot 5.7k

❤︎ tommy and tubbo meet techno, phil, and wilbur, and maybe it’s for the better.

They watched the light get closer and closer before it broke through the trees, three men with it.

It must have been strange, seeing two teenagers with a car out in the middle of nowhere. Especially with one standing atop the car pointing a gun at them and the other kneeling as he aimed a loaded crossbow.

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In which a mute Tommy and deaf Tubbo try their best to survive during a zombie apocalypses whilst dealing with the trauma they carry with them. On top of that, zombies and other survivors just won't leave them alone. They just want a break.

you're a monster (but i still love you) by bruisedbutlovely

sbi centric, elder guardian hybrid! tommy, wither hybrid! techno, enderdragon hybrid! wilbur, dadza, found family, family dynamics, fluff, magic, protectiveness, 4.2k words 2/2 chapters

❤︎ tommy, techno, and wilbur are monsters, cruel, destructive, dangerous monsters, but it’s okay, because philza will never love them any less. there is a sequel! so if you like this go check it out!

Phil had a habit of adopting monsters.

Maybe it was because he was one as well.

(in which phil adopts the three most dangerous beings in the universe and will do anything to protect them)

i have officially given up on being tidy in my reblogs. even I don't know what the next fandom is gonna be.

After today’s stream, I feel the need to say this to Ranboo again. Dude, I’m all for keeping my hopes down, but this is just getting crazy now.

YOU HAVE MADE IT. THIS IS REAL. Stop acting like this is all some sort of fluke when you got yourself here. No one is gonna be "disappointed" that Genloss wasn’t "officially nominated" or won an Emmy or whatever. WHO CARES AT THIS POINT?? This has already gone way beyond all of our expectations. Why be disappointed over just missing the target when it was already a long shot to begin with?

Throw a party. Get fast food. Make this the only thing you talk about for the rest of your life. I DO NOT CARE. But for god’s sake, Ranboo, revel in what you’ve accomplished in such a short amount of time. And at such a small scale generation loss is planned to be, it truly can only go up from here. Do you know how inspiring that is? You and what you create are an inspiration to so many people, including me.

Never ever forget that Genloss wasn’t nominated because of our promotion. It’s because of the hard work and dedication you and your team put into making generational loss a marvel to experience. Cause trust me, if it were garbage, I wouldn’t have written all those essays. NO ONE WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP TO THAT GODDAMN PANEL OF YOURS IF IT REALLY DID SUCK.

There’s nowhere to go from here but up. Generation Loss to the Moon, baby. I expect an "I kind of got nominated for an emmy" cake in one of your next streams. Candles and all. Please and thank you. :)

When you finally get to the part of the episode where the shady looking guy is revealed to be a villain

Caption This!

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we need to be talking about veins!! girl theres wires in us!!!

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THE BUCKET OF BLOOD IN THE CORNER THATS LABELLED SLIME

THE THEORISTS WERE RIGHT OH GOD THE FIRST EPISODE CHARLIE HAD TO EAT BLOOD.

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