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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382"><strong>A Strange Figure in the Background</strong></a> (1706 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hoshi_no_koinu"><strong>Hoshi_no_koinu</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%EC%A0%84%EC%A7%80%EC%A0%81%20%EB%8F%85%EC%9E%90%20%EC%8B%9C%EC%A0%90%20-%20%EC%8B%B1%EC%88%91%20%7C%20Omniscient%20Reader%20-%20Sing-Shong">전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong</a><br />Rating: General Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Junghyuk, Kim Dokja & Kim Dokja's Company, Biyoo & Kim Dokja & Lee Gilyoung & Shin Yoosung<br />Characters: Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Lee Hyunsung, Kim Namwoon, Lee Jihye, Jung Heewon, Shin Yoosung, Lee Gilyoung<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern, famous au, more tags people and relationship will be added eventually<br />Summary: <p>Hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.<br />They discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers.<br />Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice, and all his acquaintances seem to be of some degree obsessed with him.</p>

Bat-fic inspiration

So I was scrolling on youtube right?

And I come upon one of those voice-over Tumblr reads with the Minecraft parkour in the background, right?

It was titled something like 'times batman said 'im fine' (and he wasn't)' right?

and one section was like

'Situation: Alfred hugged him for no reason......

Quote: '...whats wrong'(I read it like a statement{like a statement, not a question}

Batfam note: this one broke us'

and I was like "O MY GOD, THE ANGST POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS"

and so that brings me to the point of this post;

I NEED someone to write a batfam fic (or literally any other team-relationship centered fic! it can be the justice league! I'm not picky) with this exact premise/opening:

*clears throat*

"It had been an unusual couple of weeks since the last scarecrow attack. Ever since Bruce woke up from his fear-gas induced coma, he has been more........ emotional. He would suddenly pull people into hugs or try to have actual conversations with people.... It was weird. And so the collective decision had been made to exact revenge; they had even enlisted the help of Alfred, this was gonna be good.

Someone pulled out their phone to record as Alfred approached Bruce, who was currently bent over the Batcomputer, working on a case. The video was being live-streamed to the group chat. Alfred reached Bruce and enveloped the towering man in a big hug. There was a solid minute of silence. You could see Bruce attempting to process what was going on and failing miserably, his face then hardened as he placed his hands on Alfred's shoulders and pulled the older man away. He then looked Alfred in the eye before asking him in a serious tone

"Alfred, what's wrong."

Alfred seemed to be caught off-guard by the question, this prompted Bruce to prod further

"Are the kids alright/ Are you alright? C'mon Alfred. What happened."

Everyone watching freezed. Why did he looked so worried? So scared?

"Alfred, can you hear me?"

All Alfred had done was give him a hug. Why was he reacting like this when he had been doing the exact same thing?

"Alfred!"

Alfred was the one who was closest to Bruce. The one he trusted and cared for the most.

"Ah. I'm sorry master Bruce, nothing's wrong"

"Then why did you do that?"

Was it really that strange to Bruce to receive affection? A hug? Even from Alfred?

"It-"

They could see Alfred tense up ever so slightly.

"It nothing sir, no need to make a fuss"

Alfred then turned and walked away. Bruce watched him for a while before sighing and returning to his work. Someone heard him mumling.

"Must've been the kids"

Everyone was silent. They had been expecting surprise, embarrassment, or awkwardness, not.... this. That made some people think, when was the last time they initiated a hug with Batman that didn't involve a life-changing or world experience?"

End scene

So I hope someone takes it from here cuz I need to read this!

What I think would be the most 'impressive' thing about humans

So I've read a lot of funny and intriguing ones out there, absolute gold, BUT I noticed that most of them compare things like our food tolerance, endurance, etc, so I wanted to bring in this take I've had cooking up for the past few days.

Has anyone ever considered aliens' reaction to how different we all are? Like look around at most species even on earth, they are mostly the same and vary only slightly in size, shape, colours, etc, in fact, its more strange to find one that is immediately distinguishable from the rest of its closest animal relatives (e.g for most people orange cats look like orange cats).

Think about it, usually only trained professionals can tell apart two same-species animals, even the animals themselves identify themselves through, like smell or smth

But for humans? no.

It's much weirder to find someone who looks so much like you or someone you know? Over 8.062 billion people and yet how likely is it to find someone who is your exact height? has your exact face? same exact posture? even exactly the same likes as you?

Like really let that sink in............ 8.062 billion people and yet it's confirmed that NO-ONE is almost exactly like you? Even people that just LOOK like you, your doppleganger, is roughly only 7 per person?

Wierd.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64998775

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly

guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?

not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,

but it's the EXACT SAME POST

you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different

but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget

only to remember it multiple weeks later?

also i need bruce to have a traumatic response to the sound of gunshots(he learns to hide it when fighting crime cuz Gotham)

no-one realizes until while he was a bit too relaxed, Jason shot something (like a target) and he just spirals

plot twist - the JL is there

the angst potential-

imagine everyone just panicking

cuz they are used to angry bruce, disappointed bruce, maybe even the rare happy Bruce

but sad spiralling bruce?

they are used to HIM dealing with other's spirals

I need more people to acknowledge that bruce is not gonna be a great parent, but i'll be damned if he doesn't try

His parents are dead, and as far as I've seen, the only real, not-explicitly-toxic relationship he has is with Alfred, his butler

and remember that, at least for a long while, as much as Alfred cared, he still drew a very clear (sometimes limiting) line between them as butler-and-master

so no Bruce does not know what he is doing with any of his relationships, familial or romantical

and no he probably will never really learn

he's going to make absoulutely horrible, relationship-ending choices, but can you truly look me in the eye and say that any batman does not truly love and value every single relationship he is in (asides from when dc butchers everyone's personalities)

so I need to see more fics like this,

a bruce who tries and fails,

who does not know how to deal with any of this,

and so hides behind a mask or a doof smile, uses his persona to try to deal with it, to try to cope

a broken batman who doesn't know what's wrong with him but desperately wants to fix it, only, if only, just to maintain whatever semblance of love he gets from his friends, his kids

maybe that's why he has so many, desperately searching for any warmth in the innocent's child eyes

fanfic writers where you at?

Dear ORV fans, readers and writers;

I'm sorry for when i said to my friends "I want a real angsty story, no happy endings just pain". I was young and stupid and naive and so so innocent. I have now realized the error of my ways so please PLEASE give kim com their their happy ending (ill even accept a side story impossible ending or an official AU, please just ANYTHING)

A fellow reader and kdj fragment

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

i truly do not think i have a single heterosexual ship in here *gestures towards the batfam*

but y'know what ur right

3 poly it is

or i make everyone an ex

........

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!