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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382"><strong>A Strange Figure in the Background</strong></a> (1706 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hoshi_no_koinu"><strong>Hoshi_no_koinu</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%EC%A0%84%EC%A7%80%EC%A0%81%20%EB%8F%85%EC%9E%90%20%EC%8B%9C%EC%A0%90%20-%20%EC%8B%B1%EC%88%91%20%7C%20Omniscient%20Reader%20-%20Sing-Shong">전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong</a><br />Rating: General Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Junghyuk, Kim Dokja & Kim Dokja's Company, Biyoo & Kim Dokja & Lee Gilyoung & Shin Yoosung<br />Characters: Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Lee Hyunsung, Kim Namwoon, Lee Jihye, Jung Heewon, Shin Yoosung, Lee Gilyoung<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern, famous au, more tags people and relationship will be added eventually<br />Summary: <p>Hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.<br />They discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers.<br />Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice, and all his acquaintances seem to be of some degree obsessed with him.</p>

Bat-fic inspiration

So I was scrolling on youtube right?

And I come upon one of those voice-over Tumblr reads with the Minecraft parkour in the background, right?

It was titled something like 'times batman said 'im fine' (and he wasn't)' right?

and one section was like

'Situation: Alfred hugged him for no reason......

Quote: '...whats wrong'(I read it like a statement{like a statement, not a question}

Batfam note: this one broke us'

and I was like "O MY GOD, THE ANGST POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS"

and so that brings me to the point of this post;

I NEED someone to write a batfam fic (or literally any other team-relationship centered fic! it can be the justice league! I'm not picky) with this exact premise/opening:

*clears throat*

"It had been an unusual couple of weeks since the last scarecrow attack. Ever since Bruce woke up from his fear-gas induced coma, he has been more........ emotional. He would suddenly pull people into hugs or try to have actual conversations with people.... It was weird. And so the collective decision had been made to exact revenge; they had even enlisted the help of Alfred, this was gonna be good.

Someone pulled out their phone to record as Alfred approached Bruce, who was currently bent over the Batcomputer, working on a case. The video was being live-streamed to the group chat. Alfred reached Bruce and enveloped the towering man in a big hug. There was a solid minute of silence. You could see Bruce attempting to process what was going on and failing miserably, his face then hardened as he placed his hands on Alfred's shoulders and pulled the older man away. He then looked Alfred in the eye before asking him in a serious tone

"Alfred, what's wrong."

Alfred seemed to be caught off-guard by the question, this prompted Bruce to prod further

"Are the kids alright/ Are you alright? C'mon Alfred. What happened."

Everyone watching freezed. Why did he looked so worried? So scared?

"Alfred, can you hear me?"

All Alfred had done was give him a hug. Why was he reacting like this when he had been doing the exact same thing?

"Alfred!"

Alfred was the one who was closest to Bruce. The one he trusted and cared for the most.

"Ah. I'm sorry master Bruce, nothing's wrong"

"Then why did you do that?"

Was it really that strange to Bruce to receive affection? A hug? Even from Alfred?

"It-"

They could see Alfred tense up ever so slightly.

"It nothing sir, no need to make a fuss"

Alfred then turned and walked away. Bruce watched him for a while before sighing and returning to his work. Someone heard him mumling.

"Must've been the kids"

Everyone was silent. They had been expecting surprise, embarrassment, or awkwardness, not.... this. That made some people think, when was the last time they initiated a hug with Batman that didn't involve a life-changing or world experience?"

End scene

So I hope someone takes it from here cuz I need to read this!

Batman Orphan-Spotting radar

So i just read this nice peice of art ft. supes, batman and spidey. (link here: https://www.tumblr.com/arandomao3user/783454212655857664/batman-be-like-orphan-spotted?source=share)

Very cool, very nice

HOWEVER

I read the reblog reponse and i DIED

So now I hc that Batman can just immediately tell if you're an orphan or not, he can even narrow it down to when or how you lost your parents.

At first no one thinks much of it (not even batman himself, but then again he was never going to pay it attention anyway)

UNTIL

this new hero (dimension-shenanigans, they're gone in like a week) who looks like they've gone through the horrors, like they single-handedly have every single cliche superhero backstory ever, is staying at the watchtower so they can get help getting home.

And Batman walks in, stares at him for 6 minutes 47 seconds, and just says like,"do your parents know you're a hero"

And like every is in baffled confusion

because like how could you ask this CLEARLY ORPHANED CHILD, who looks like they have never known human warmth, whether their parents know their flying about fighting bad guys?

and in that split second of silence the hero just goes

"My mum knows but I haven't told my dad yet and I don't know how much longer my mum can cover for me"

and everyone is just like "........wtf?????"

"what do you men 'your mum knows' isn't she dead"

and the hero and batman both simultaneously wip their heads towards them with looks of utter disgust and bafflement

"no?..... my mum and dad are very much alive, thank you very much"

"why would you think they're parents are dead???"

and everyone else is just like

"???????"

Or better yet the exact inverse

A bright cheery child, who looks like joy and innocence personified appears

And batman just pulled them into a hug "Oh you poor innocent child.... it must have been so hard watching your parents die at just 7 and a half years old...."

And the child just breaks down and starts sobbing, they narrate their backstory and

Oh.

Oh my god.

In conclusion batman would 1000% have orpan sensing abilities (and yes he did adopt the second child but he had to return them... for reasons)

Headcanon that Batman is the youngest in the (main)Justice League roster.

For proper execution, he must be at least 2-3 years younger than the supposed youngest

This headcanon lives co-dependently with the self-accepted that Bruce also has the most grey hairs in his group

I have also had the scenario of Hal freaking out and Barry having an existential crisis over the fact that the Batman is younger than them play out far too many times in my head

Do with this what you will

@asterinthecactus

chapter one is out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382/chapters/167446465

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

ANGST TIME

Soooooo, hear me out

An au where thay all survive to the end and everyone is still bodily intact except kdj isnt kdj

like by all means it technically is him but at the same time its not

Picture this:

Finally on the very last scenario, all they have to do now is kill it, the unnamed,unknown,creator and destroyer, then it'll all be OVER. But then, out of nowhere it starts charging up an attackin typical kdj fashion, he lunges head first into

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64998775

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

i volunteer!

stay tuned for more o_<

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

i truly do not think i have a single heterosexual ship in here *gestures towards the batfam*

but y'know what ur right

3 poly it is

or i make everyone an ex

........

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

the problem is

i have like 2-3 other poly ships :'''')

*eyes batman and tim pointedly* i can't have too many

should i just make it 3 polys..................

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

and sometimes i get so lost that I drag both of us down

both me and the pen

unable to move or express

despite both of us wanting to scream

a friend one day, a hated foe the next

it brings me both pleasure and pain

and helps me drown out my sorrows with its own

keeping me locked in its addictive grasp

unable to move

unable to breathe

and yet time and time again

i will pick up the pen once more

and straighten out my laid down paper

and i will smile

Writing has become a sanctuary for me. A time where, in solitude and contemplation, I can be myself.

Sometimes, I place the words gently on the page, with love and care.

Other times, I scribble with hurried strokes in anger, or write big, dripping letters in sorrow.

These pages know me well. The pen helps me know myself.

have you guys ever posted anything then got that sweet rush of dopamine before your brain hit you with that reality check?

like

me *squealing*: omg someone actually read this!!!! and they even left kudos!!!!!!

my brain *waits a few moments to enjoy the dopamine*: ........

my brain: you do realize this is probably fake right?

me: ur lying!!

my brain: what are the chances that four whole people found this and actually liked it?

me: ur lying.

my brain: and it didnt even take 4, much less 24 hours???

me: ur lying............

my brain: and look at that user name! it doesn't make sense!! and 3 guests???

me: ........

my brain: with ur horrible writing??? like ur a beginner, not famous!!!

me: :'(

my brain: it's obviously ao3 trying to encourage new writers with fake engagement!!!!

me: *actively sobbing now*

my brain: now go post about it on tumblr for stranger's sympathy you disgusting disgrace!

me: *writes this*

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

i sooooo just want to fix my problems with a poly label smacked in the middle

but i already have at least 2 other poly ships :'''')

*eyes batman and tim pointedly*

i shouldn't have too many, right?

right??

should i just make it 3 polys..................

reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly

@luluthespectator

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

imagine

batman in foot-high stilletoes (hope i spelt that right)

at a JL meeting

he does not explain or acknowledge it

nightwing is dying internally (he's trying so hard not to laugh that it actually hurts)

it was a batfam dare/bet

he fights aliens in them

i shall continue this when i wake up

guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?

not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,

but it's the EXACT SAME POST

you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different

but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget

only to remember it multiple weeks later?

also i need bruce to have a traumatic response to the sound of gunshots(he learns to hide it when fighting crime cuz Gotham)

no-one realizes until while he was a bit too relaxed, Jason shot something (like a target) and he just spirals

plot twist - the JL is there

the angst potential-

imagine everyone just panicking

cuz they are used to angry bruce, disappointed bruce, maybe even the rare happy Bruce

but sad spiralling bruce?

they are used to HIM dealing with other's spirals

I need more people to acknowledge that bruce is not gonna be a great parent, but i'll be damned if he doesn't try

His parents are dead, and as far as I've seen, the only real, not-explicitly-toxic relationship he has is with Alfred, his butler

and remember that, at least for a long while, as much as Alfred cared, he still drew a very clear (sometimes limiting) line between them as butler-and-master

so no Bruce does not know what he is doing with any of his relationships, familial or romantical

and no he probably will never really learn

he's going to make absoulutely horrible, relationship-ending choices, but can you truly look me in the eye and say that any batman does not truly love and value every single relationship he is in (asides from when dc butchers everyone's personalities)

so I need to see more fics like this,

a bruce who tries and fails,

who does not know how to deal with any of this,

and so hides behind a mask or a doof smile, uses his persona to try to deal with it, to try to cope

a broken batman who doesn't know what's wrong with him but desperately wants to fix it, only, if only, just to maintain whatever semblance of love he gets from his friends, his kids

maybe that's why he has so many, desperately searching for any warmth in the innocent's child eyes

fanfic writers where you at?

I need more people to acknowledge that bruce is not gonna be a great parent, but i'll be damned if he doesn't try

His parents are dead, and as far as I've seen, the only real, not-explicitly-toxic relationship he has is with Alfred, his butler

and remember that, at least for a long while, as much as Alfred cared, he still drew a very clear (sometimes limiting) line between them as butler-and-master

so no Bruce does not know what he is doing with any of his relationships, familial or romantical

and no he probably will never really learn

he's going to make absoulutely horrible, relationship-ending choices, but can you truly look me in the eye and say that any batman does not truly love and value every single relationship he is in (asides from when dc butchers everyone's personalities)

so I need to see more fics like this,

a bruce who tries and fails,

who does not know how to deal with any of this,

and so hides behind a mask or a doof smile, uses his persona to try to deal with it, to try to cope

a broken batman who doesn't know what's wrong with him but desperately wants to fix it, only, if only, just to maintain whatever semblance of love he gets from his friends, his kids

maybe that's why he has so many, desperately searching for any warmth in the innocent's child eyes

fanfic writers where you at?

We need more 'normal' Duke

I want Duke to be the 'normal one' of the batfam and wayne fam

But like, its a lie, specially crafted and maintained by the Duke himself

After like settling in he noticed the rumours and decided to just double-down

In his hero persona, he acts nice, friendly, chipper, sane but like, he will not hesitate to snap a random muggers neck (possibly paralyzing them) then just fortnight dance on their barely conscious body.

Anytime a civillian catches him, he stops, comes up close to them, whispers "no one will believe you" then uses his power to disappear(people are in psch wards now) and sometimes he'll just target particular people, maybe that one dude that bullied him before he got adopted or some random criminal (he appears with only his head and just stares at them through their windows)

As a foster-wayne, he acts normal around the cameras-mostly

He will just randomly lore drop the craziest thing like

"I remember the time I attempted to cook Damian in my sleep"

and then never speak of the incident again

its even worse when someone else brings up smth weird

reporter- "sir duke is it true you once attempted to sacrifice your brother time on top of a *checks notes* plane?"

duke- "ah yes *looks directly into the camera and give the most detailed answer (as in he will give you the exact humidity of the air but conveniently does not mention how he got on top of a moving plane or survived)* it was a very funny afternoon"

It gives everyone whiplash and he loves it

I shall be attempting a fic(eventually)

I shall be doing my first bat-fam fic (and because of dwindling self-esteem have come to ask you to read it........ if I eventually post it)

There are a base of like 5-6 chapters(arcs more likely) at this point

JL host meet-up for family-unfortunately nightwing heard (at least 20 members shall show up)

JL (maybe GL, Glash or GA) shall make a joke about how the batfam, specifically batman are mentally stable, or if I'm feeling daring/motivated straight- batman is on the floor laughing, wing has passed out, others are.....

A 'mission' comes up that requires all the main JL members- but there's a catch and now half have been adopted

Batfam somehow convinced J'onn to put them in a simulation where they are confronted with Bruce actually disowning them or smth, it gets very personal- angst, maybe fluff?

Batman in a coma- angst

fake/doppleganger batman- more angst

Please dont stop interacting with this so I don't forget

i love their designs

Sneak peek at pre-HOJ arc of Missed Chances AU and their characters!

art

il use it for refernce for a story later

Hello rapaziada i drew the smilling critters in cute outfits that i think it would suit them :)

it comes with being a kim

do you see the vision

Bat Scenario (Batnario)

So like, long story short: big fight + magic villian=bruce/batman has been turned into a child for a year

But the catch is bruce was a very emotional child and he remembers everything (doesn't quite understand because he's young) so he goes around apologizing to everyone for everything but it's obvious that it's so awkward and hard for him

So many possibilities

At some point, someone asks him why he hadn't said anything earlier (his com/mic is on so this is live broadcasting to everyone) and he says some really emotional stuff before ending with "I was scared, if I told you and you forgave me you might want to be more independent, I wouldn't be able to protect you but if I told you and you didn't forgive me...............*mumbles* I don't know what id do". Then he gets up, announces he's hungry then goes to raid the kitchen

The possibilities with Jason alone, imagine a child looking eerily similar to Bruce running up to you in tears and just repeating "Sorry............... I'm sorry.................... Please forgive me.......................... I miss you......................... I wanted to kill him..... I really did....... I'm sorry"

And as a cherry on top, when the year is over and he turns back, Bruce remembers *nothing* and is so surprised -happy- by how all his family problems are fixed and why everyone seems more responsible

Fanfic writers take it from here

(also tag me i want to read it)

What I think would be the most 'impressive' thing about humans

So I've read a lot of funny and intriguing ones out there, absolute gold, BUT I noticed that most of them compare things like our food tolerance, endurance, etc, so I wanted to bring in this take I've had cooking up for the past few days.

Has anyone ever considered aliens' reaction to how different we all are? Like look around at most species even on earth, they are mostly the same and vary only slightly in size, shape, colours, etc, in fact, its more strange to find one that is immediately distinguishable from the rest of its closest animal relatives (e.g for most people orange cats look like orange cats).

Think about it, usually only trained professionals can tell apart two same-species animals, even the animals themselves identify themselves through, like smell or smth

But for humans? no.

It's much weirder to find someone who looks so much like you or someone you know? Over 8.062 billion people and yet how likely is it to find someone who is your exact height? has your exact face? same exact posture? even exactly the same likes as you?

Like really let that sink in............ 8.062 billion people and yet it's confirmed that NO-ONE is almost exactly like you? Even people that just LOOK like you, your doppleganger, is roughly only 7 per person?

Wierd.

salvation is written in blood