So I've read a lot of funny and intriguing ones out there, absolute gold, BUT I noticed that most of them compare things like our food tolerance, endurance, etc, so I wanted to bring in this take I've had cooking up for the past few days.
Has anyone ever considered aliens' reaction to how different we all are? Like look around at most species even on earth, they are mostly the same and vary only slightly in size, shape, colours, etc, in fact, its more strange to find one that is immediately distinguishable from the rest of its closest animal relatives (e.g for most people orange cats look like orange cats).
Think about it, usually only trained professionals can tell apart two same-species animals, even the animals themselves identify themselves through, like smell or smth
But for humans? no.
It's much weirder to find someone who looks so much like you or someone you know? Over 8.062 billion people and yet how likely is it to find someone who is your exact height? has your exact face? same exact posture? even exactly the same likes as you?
Like really let that sink in............ 8.062 billion people and yet it's confirmed that NO-ONE is almost exactly like you? Even people that just LOOK like you, your doppleganger, is roughly only 7 per person?
Wierd.
art
il use it for refernce for a story later
Hello rapaziada i drew the smilling critters in cute outfits that i think it would suit them :)
reblog if you’re a writer who’s very terrible at responding to comments from your readers, but has read them all and loves and appreciates each and every single one of them very dearly
Headcanon that Batman is the youngest in the (main)Justice League roster.
For proper execution, he must be at least 2-3 years younger than the supposed youngest
This headcanon lives co-dependently with the self-accepted that Bruce also has the most grey hairs in his group
I have also had the scenario of Hal freaking out and Barry having an existential crisis over the fact that the Batman is younger than them play out far too many times in my head
Do with this what you will
<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382"><strong>A Strange Figure in the Background</strong></a> (1706 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hoshi_no_koinu"><strong>Hoshi_no_koinu</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/%EC%A0%84%EC%A7%80%EC%A0%81%20%EB%8F%85%EC%9E%90%20%EC%8B%9C%EC%A0%90%20-%20%EC%8B%B1%EC%88%91%20%7C%20Omniscient%20Reader%20-%20Sing-Shong">전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong</a><br />Rating: General Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Kim Dokja/Yoo Junghyuk, Kim Dokja & Kim Dokja's Company, Biyoo & Kim Dokja & Lee Gilyoung & Shin Yoosung<br />Characters: Kim Dokja, Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader), Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Sangah, Lee Hyunsung, Kim Namwoon, Lee Jihye, Jung Heewon, Shin Yoosung, Lee Gilyoung<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern, famous au, more tags people and relationship will be added eventually<br />Summary: <p>Hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.<br />They discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers.<br />Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice, and all his acquaintances seem to be of some degree obsessed with him.</p>
i truly do not think i have a single heterosexual ship in here *gestures towards the batfam*
but y'know what ur right
3 poly it is
or i make everyone an ex
........
imagine
batman in foot-high stilletoes (hope i spelt that right)
at a JL meeting
he does not explain or acknowledge it
nightwing is dying internally (he's trying so hard not to laugh that it actually hurts)
it was a batfam dare/bet
he fights aliens in them
i shall continue this when i wake up
and sometimes i get so lost that I drag both of us down
both me and the pen
unable to move or express
despite both of us wanting to scream
a friend one day, a hated foe the next
it brings me both pleasure and pain
and helps me drown out my sorrows with its own
keeping me locked in its addictive grasp
unable to move
unable to breathe
and yet time and time again
i will pick up the pen once more
and straighten out my laid down paper
and i will smile
Writing has become a sanctuary for me. A time where, in solitude and contemplation, I can be myself.
Sometimes, I place the words gently on the page, with love and care.
Other times, I scribble with hurried strokes in anger, or write big, dripping letters in sorrow.
These pages know me well. The pen helps me know myself.
Dear ORV fans, readers and writers;
I'm sorry for when i said to my friends "I want a real angsty story, no happy endings just pain". I was young and stupid and naive and so so innocent. I have now realized the error of my ways so please PLEASE give kim com their their happy ending (ill even accept a side story impossible ending or an official AU, please just ANYTHING)
A fellow reader and kdj fragment
i sooooo just want to fix my problems with a poly label smacked in the middle
but i already have at least 2 other poly ships :'''')
*eyes batman and tim pointedly*
i shouldn't have too many, right?
right??
should i just make it 3 polys..................
guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?
not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,
but it's the EXACT SAME POST
you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different
but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget
only to remember it multiple weeks later?