Ruined His New Fit :/

I ship myself with castles on isolated mountains and exquisite silk gowns

Vessel's new oufit slaps not gonna lie

Also very jealous of the sword

“Groups of clever and intelligent people are capable of really stupid ideas.”

— Terry Pratchett - The Truth (via terrypratchettparadise)

Claudius: hey Hamlet can you-

Hamlet, mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

The Colors of Horror Movie Posters: The 2025 Update +white and black The original.

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

This reads like a 4 panel comic.

i drew a thing

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Hell: empty

The devils: here

Me, arriving in Hell: this bitch empty! Yeet!