Claudius: Hey Hamlet Can You-

he let me hit because i say stuff like "goodness gracious"

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Having some thoughts and theories about everything new we've seen with SMHTDF but has anyone theorised more on the side of the divide and the two options ? Like damn why the "House" and the "Host" ?

Remember this Ides of March, give your friend the gift of a knife. Well executed, this is a gift that will really touch his heart.

Ophelia: I wanna spice things up!

Hamlet: You know I’m allergic to chili.

Ophelia: I MEANT in the bedroom.

Hamlet: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Ophelia

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

my heart says capulet but my actions say montague

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youre lying if you dont sing along to the f1 intro when it plays on broadcast