I Ship Myself With Castles On Isolated Mountains And Exquisite Silk Gowns

me desperately trying to come up with a reason to do something stupid I definitely shouldn’t do

Hamlet: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have defeated him in hand to hand combat by the age of 16.

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

a concept:

a production of Hamlet but every time Hamlet does something stupid Horatio just looks straight at the audience like it’s the camera on the office

friend : hey, aren't you lactose intolerant ?

me using milk to wash down lactease pills : listen,

Today I offer you more Shakespeare memes. Tommorow? The same.

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