I Exist, That Is All, And I Find It Nauseating.

Having some thoughts and theories about everything new we've seen with SMHTDF but has anyone theorised more on the side of the divide and the two options ? Like damn why the "House" and the "Host" ?

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

normalize sending me money for no reason

he let me hit because i say stuff like "goodness gracious"

Claudius: hey Hamlet can you-

Hamlet, mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

friend : hey, aren't you lactose intolerant ?

me using milk to wash down lactease pills : listen,

if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

a concept:

a production of Hamlet but every time Hamlet does something stupid Horatio just looks straight at the audience like it’s the camera on the office

Mimosa season

Treat thy Lady

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