If I Survived A Slasher It’s Because I Fucked Him

if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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Ophelia: I wanna spice things up!

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Ophelia: I MEANT in the bedroom.

Hamlet: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Ophelia

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