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hi hello! i’m new to tumblr — i have no clue what i’m doing,, but i’m just gonna post my sleep token art and pray this works out better than twitter did 🫡

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

This reads like a 4 panel comic.

Remember this Ides of March, give your friend the gift of a knife. Well executed, this is a gift that will really touch his heart.

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

Claudius: hey Hamlet can you-

Hamlet, mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

I ship myself with castles on isolated mountains and exquisite silk gowns

Mythology problems require Gen z solutions

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days