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Y’all know that one Harry Potter scene where draco folds that paper crane, sends it to harry and he opens it just to see a drawing of himself being struck by lightning?

That. But. Lokius.

Mobius: Oh, this is nifty, did you fold it yourself?

Loki, nodding casually: Uhuh .. Mother taught me, open it.

Mobius, starting to carefully unfold the crane: Are you sure? I’d hate to ruin your work.

Loki, watching: …

Mobius: …

Loki: …

Mobius: Wow.

Loki: I think I really captured your essence.

Mobius: So do I.

Loki: Really?

Mobius: Moustache and all.

[Bonus points if they’re already married and just in a tiff, Mobius initially thinking the crane was Loki apologising]

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I declare Lego Loki the supreme version of all Lokis, you may now clap

They're idiots, both of them

dumb magical husbands

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

drawing yuckey nasty....

My Ko-Fi/Commissions

Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful

Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!

Loki: *having a panic attack*

Thor: don't worry he does this all the time

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

LOKI WILL BE BACK! If you only knew how happy I am that Loki will be in the next Avengers: Doomsday! He's finally going to leave this tree. I'm crying with joy! 🥹😭