Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful
Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!
Loki: *having a panic attack*
Thor: don't worry he does this all the time
Y’all know that one Harry Potter scene where draco folds that paper crane, sends it to harry and he opens it just to see a drawing of himself being struck by lightning?
That. But. Lokius.
Mobius: Oh, this is nifty, did you fold it yourself?
Loki, nodding casually: Uhuh .. Mother taught me, open it.
Mobius, starting to carefully unfold the crane: Are you sure? I’d hate to ruin your work.
Loki, watching: …
Mobius: …
Loki: …
Mobius: Wow.
Loki: I think I really captured your essence.
Mobius: So do I.
Loki: Really?
Mobius: Moustache and all.
[Bonus points if they’re already married and just in a tiff, Mobius initially thinking the crane was Loki apologising]
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Loki: Why are you screaming?
Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!
Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?
Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!
reed will literally never give up on trying to let his eldritch abomination archenemy doctor doom into the house and the family. he will never give up on him. "whatcha got there" "a smoothie" since 1961
The Wooden Gun Equation
Like do they know he has a brother? An apartment in BedStuy? a one-eyed dog he shares with his sharpshooting prodigy/ annoying younger sister? Do they know why he learned archery at all? Do they know he’s deaf?
Do they know anything about him at all?
(If anyone has a fic where the avengers realize Clint is a 3d person with real backstory and trauma I’d love to read it)
silly loki filler edit
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