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Y’all penny without braids okay

So Famitsu weighed Link in comparison to apples and the pan on the side of the apples will go up if you have eight apples.  BUT if you have nine apples, the pan will slowly go down.

Someone: How much do you weigh? Link: Like 8.5 apples I guess.

MC: I’ve got a riddle for you, Merula.

Merula: Ha! Easy.

MC: There are four people at a table: me, you, Mary, and Will. What order do they sit in?

Merula: Hm… Me, you, Will, Mary?

MC: Nope.

Merula: Drat. Uh… Will, Mary, you, me?

MC: Getting closer…

Merula: Will, you, Mary, me?

MC: Correct!

Merula: Told you it was easy! I am the greatest witch after all.

Merula: …Wait a sec-

MC: Also, I accept your proposal.

Rowan: GET A ROOM.

YES YES YESSSSSS

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I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself

32 MaleMcxPenny pretty please btw i love your McxMerula they're the best drabble in my opinion ^_^

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”why thank youuu glad you enjoy them!

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