Hogwartsmysteryprince - John Brown

JOHNSON HANKS 2020

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😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

Has this been done yet ? ( The new trailer killed me … )

MC : Hey Merula.

Merula : …

MC : Merula?

Merula : …why?

MC : Are you ok-

Merula : WHY AREN’T YOU ANGRY AT ME ?! WHY DO YOU KEEP BEING NICE TO ME ?! I TRIED TO GET YOU EXPELLED AND PUT YOUR FRIENDS IN DANGER ALL THIS TIME, SO WHY ARE YOU FRIENDLY WITH ME ?! I HATE YOU, I HAT-

MC: *kisses Merula*

MC : Hush it and come with me. Your crying face is cute but I have yet to see your smiling face. 

*after MC dueled merula*

MC: not to worry. I have a permit.

Snape and Flitwick: this just says, “I do what I want”.

YES YES YESSSSSS

*in 7th year*

Rowan: Fuck Merula

MC: I’m trying

Ah, this is nice. Just you, me, and the moon.

As soon as dating is available:

MC: *trying to woo love interest*

THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

Some pussy ghost

Me