MC: I’ve Got A Riddle For You, Merula.

This conversation just happen and now I am super concerned :)

“We’re going to take a first look at Star Wars Battlefront II”

Audience: 

“Spider Man”

Audience:

“Kingdom Hearts III”

Audience: 

Hogwarts Mystery’s creators: This is Merula, she is the main antagonist in the game. She is mean, aggressive and very dangerous.

All of us: so when can we date her??

Ah, this is nice. Just you, me, and the moon.

I was not prepared for another chapter since chapter 13 JUST CAME OUT......

Btw ya’ll should stop complaining about the “too many events” thing.

Devs are actually working hard to never keep us bored and give us what we want, so have some respect.

Not everything is about you <<<

MaleMcxMerula number 35 ^_^ thanks ^_^

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”I feel threatened by this sentence 

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Penny: Tonks and Tulip pulled a prank on me the other day.

Rowan: What did they do?

Penny: Could you imagine eating a spoonful of vanilla pudding but it turns out to be warm mayonnaise?

Rowan: Penny, are you ok?

MC, singing: Penny, are you ok? Are you ok, Penny?

Tonks, joining in: Penny, are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok.

Tulip, dancing: You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by… Some warm mayonnaise!