Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die
You know what is amazing (that would never happen in canon, but)
marichat and ladrien could both be canon AT THE SAME TIME
if Adrien and ladybug found out that each of them is madly in love with the other and started dating (probably secretly?), they would be SO OVER-THE-MOON HAPPY and in love AHHH
and at the same time?? Marinette and chat noir could become close friends that are 100% platonic. And omgsh they would be friends with the love of their life and not know it ahhh. FRENS!!
and then in ladynoir, chat would be like “hehehehe I’m your BF and you don’t even know it.” And ladybug would be like “hehehe im your BFF and you don’t even know it.” And chat wouldn’t act sad about her rejections anymore and they would grow closer as partners and be happy and !!
and then in adrienette it would be the flip! marinette like “EEEE IM YOUR GF!!!!” and Adrien like “EEE IM YOUR BFF!” And they would get closer too!!
and then eventually with all of this going on there is bound to be a slip-up that leads to a reveal and imagine how happy they will be to find out that their one true love and their best friend are the same person ;__;
basically what I’m saying is make ladrien and marichat canon u cowards
(a major flaw in this plan is them having time to secretly date someone and secretly be BFFs with someone else on top of their already-busy civilian schedules AND their superhero duties but let’s not talk about that)
pour one out
Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!
[Later that day]
Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.
Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
anyone else here………………………………………
fucking gay
Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?
Taehyung, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There has been a misunderstanding
i just wanna go to an art museum and stand in front of a painting of two star crossed lovers wherein one of them looks suspiciously like me and an attractive stranger comes along and stands wistfully next to me also admiring the painting and we lock eyes and i notice they look suspiciously like the other subject and we have a moment of silent understanding that in another life we were meant to be
If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
i think about this a lot
i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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